Momtourage Podcast Episode #66: We are being PRIMED!

Welcome back to Momtourage! Hosts and moms Ashley Hearon-Smith and Keri Setaro know how hard it is to find your mom-crew. Hang out with these two accidental besties every week as they get real about parenting, the struggle to be selfless mothers but still badass bitches, partner fails and post-partum sex.

This is Episode #66 and today we’re talking breaking up that pandemic pod and we have a new segment dropping in your ear holes called TIK TOK K-HOLE. Plus your favorite regular segments THE T**S AND THE S***S and #SWAGBAG! Listen to the episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, and your other favorite podcast spots – follow and leave a 5-star review if you’ve made some good mistakes!

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Podcast Episode #66: We are being PRIMED!

This week we’re talking breaking up that pandemic pod and we have a new segment dropping in your ear holes called TIK TOK K-HOLE. Plus your favorite regular segments THE T**S AND THE S***S and #SWAGBAG!

Ash’s #SwagBag: Magic Amazon Dress

Keri’s #SwagBag: Suntegrity Tinted Facial Sunscreen

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This episode covers everything from weiners to Bigfoot. Here’s a small sample of what you will hear in this episode:

• A hot beef injection!

• Keri is a Neanderthal

• The Pod Cult Sister-Wife Thing

• Ashley tweezing her whiteheads

• What do inbred people look like?

• Keri coughing & peeing herself

• Ash’s mother-in-law talking about what Keri’s vagina smells like

• Ash’s Scary Time Traveler Voice

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Check out the episode and show notes below for much more detail.

Show Notes

• Intro & Tits & Shits

• [0:00] Support this show at http://supporter.acast.com/momtourage.

• [0:45] NPRs Delicious Dish, Schweddy Balls

• [1:15] Only in Montclair

• [1:40] What are Keri’s tits & shits?

• [3:27] Rico Suave

• [3:50] Shoutout Bianca!

• [4:23] Podcast

• [5:12] What are Ash’s tits & shits?

• [5:21] Julianne Moore meme

• [7:26] obé

• [8:25] Outback Steakhouse

• [8:45] Don’t you start college at 16?!

• [9:01] A hot beef injection!

• [9:25] Shoutout to Hoboken!

• [9:38] Jennifer Love Hewitt in Can’t Hardly Wait

• [10:30] Send us your Mom RAGEs! 

• [11:01] 23andMe

• [11:12] Edinburgh, Scotland

• [11:29] Keri is a Neanderthal

• [12:57] Macular Degeneration

• [13:06] BRCA Gene

• [13:42] An early TikTok K-Hole

• Breaking up your Pandemic Pod

• [14:31] “It might be time to break up your pandemic pod” (The New York Times)

• [15:31] Microaggressions

• [15:42] Quarantine

• [18:16] The Pod Cult Sister-Wife Thing

• [18:30] Pandemic

• [19:22] Vaccinated

• [20:32] WEINER!

• [21:08] Fast-Moving Quarantine Relationships

• [22:21] Why is Ash having a hard time understanding this

• [23:10] Memorial Day or Labor Day?

• [23:55] Ash does have a good amount of friends, for the record

• [24:35] Come up with a term for Keri! 

• [24:52] Shoutout Forward

• TIKTOK K-HOLE

• [25:22] Ashley tweezing her whiteheads

• [25:41] Christian Fundamentalism

• [26:00] Josh Duggar

• [26:13] WE’RE BEING PRIMED!

• [27:22] Feral People in National Parks

• [27:52] Bigfoot

• [28:05] Appalachia

• [28:38] What do inbred people look like?

• [29:38] Sanpaku

• [30:22] Moon

• [30:28] Celebrity Gossip

• [30:37] Ghost Stories

• [30:42] StripTok

• [31:14] Fake Content TikTokers

• [31:22] Targeted Ad

• [32:42] OnlyFans

• [33:02] Hot Dog Manicotti

• [33:11] Thrifting, Goodwill

• [33:50] eBay, Amazon Prime

• [34:02] Aliens, FBI

• [34:09] Manifestation, Tesla Technique

• [34:25] Keri coughing & peeing herself

• [34:49] Ash’s mother-in-law talking about what Keri’s vagina smells like

• [35:19] SOL (Shit Out of Luck)

• [35:34] Vagina Scents, Gwyneth Paltrow

• [36:11] Housewives Gossip

• [36:23] DHGate Dupes

• [36:53] Weird things caught on video

• [38:02] What kind of TikToks is Lee into?

• [38:31] Social Media

• [38:49] Plant

• [39:19] Pimple Popping

• [39:32] Time Traveler

• [40:02] Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow

• [40:23] Ash’s Scary Time Traveler Voice

• [40:50] The Simpsons, Illuminati

• [41:11] Supernatural Podcasts

• [41:32] Manchester Wormhole

• [43:11] Tsunamis, Catastrophic

• #SwagBag

• [43:58] Ash’s #SwagBag: Magic Amazon Dress

• [44:24] Keri’s #SwagBag: Suntegrity Tinted Facial Sunscreen

• [46:01] Follow, rate and review!

• [46:13] Email us at momtouragepod@gmail.com

• [46:19] Follow us on Instagram!

• [46:32] Mixed by Lee Mars

• [46:36] Theme Song: “MILF” by Mamadrama

• [47:15] Thank you, Acast!

What is Momtourage?

Hosts and moms Ashley Hearon-Smith and Keri Setaro know how hard it is to find your mom-crew. Hang out with these two accidental besties every week as they get real about parenting, the struggle to be selfless mothers but still badass bitches, partner fails and post-partum sex. Join the MOMTOURAGE! Support this show at http://supporter.acast.com/momtourage.

How can I support Momtourage?

Thanks for listening to Episode 66 of Momtourage! Support this show at http://supporter.acast.com/momtourage.